30+ Jokes Guaranteed to Get the Kids Laughing

What’s more fun than hearing your kids laugh? To help coax those delightful giggles, share these fun zingers with them – then help them come up with their own!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: What kind of shoes does a plumber hate?
A: Clogs.

Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

Q: What did the one eye say to the other?
A: “Between you and me, something smells.”

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta!

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because she was a little hoarse.

Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple.

Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in summer?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese.

Q: What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where is pop corn?

Q: Where do cows go on the first date?
A: To the moooovies.

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork chop.

Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A: A chip-monk.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A. "Bison."

Q: Why should you never use a dull pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.

Q: Why did the orange lose the race?
A: It ran out of juice.

Q: What kind of music is scary for balloons?
A: Pop music.

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: ARRRRRRRR.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogey in it.

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a water-melon.

Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
A: They go to the meat-ball!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy.

Q: What did one egg say to the other?
A: "You crack me up."

Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.

Q: What did the left hand say to the right hand?
A: "How does it feel to always be right?"

Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library. It has the most stories.

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.

Q: What can you catch, but never throw?
A: A cold.

Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: Why can’t your head be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.